Palm Springs Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin You Betcha Ways She’ll Help Deal With the Recession

Here is Palm Springs Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. You Betcha, sign a $7 million book deal. 2. You Betcha, buy another snow mobile or two. 3. You Betcha, buy seven houses to keep up with McCain. 4. You Betcha, take over as a [...]

Palm Desert Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Ways to Know You’re Dealing With Idiots

Here is Palm Desert Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. They’re all turkeys. 2. They don’t read every newspaper. 3. They don’t know how to shop for bargains. 4. They don’t know how to put lipstick on a pig. 5. They [...]

Rancho Mirage Business Attorney’s Top Ten Things Sarah Palin Will Do Differently the Next Time She Runs for Office

Here is Rancho Mirage Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. No more interviews with Katie Couric unless she agrees to do it from a glacier in Alaska. We have glaciers, right? 2. No more of this Vice President stuff. It’s President Palin next time round. 3. [...]

Coachella Valley Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Reasons Why Anchorage Should be the Nation’s Capital

Here is Coachella Valley Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Closer to home. 2. You can keep a closer eye on Putin rearing his head from Russia. 3. You can’t have a good sled dog race in Washington, D. C. 4. John McCain still [...]

Indian Wells Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Reasons Why Hockey is Like Running for Office

Here is Indian Wells Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Sometimes the hockey puck hits you in the face just like one of your interview answers. 2. The media likes to stick it to you too. 3. There’s a lot of slippery ice in both situations. [...]

Indio Business Attorney’s Top Ten Things That Always Confused Sarah Palin in the Campaign

Here is Indio Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Why John McCain is so old. 2. Why Katie Couric was out to get her. 3. Why everyone wouldn’t want Joe the Plumber as their best buddy. 4. Doesn’t the constitution protect politicians from those [...]

Coachella Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Business Tips of Advice

1. Be mavericky. 2. Hire employees from Alaska. 3. No turkeys. 4. Claim that your competitors are socialists. 5. When in doubt what to say, just keep talking. 6. Never stop campaigning, even after you lose. 7. Claim that your competitors associate with the wrong kind of people. [...]

Cathedral City Business Attorney’s Top Ten Sarah Palin Business Tips of Advice

Here is Cathedral City Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Be mavericky. 2. Hire employees from Alaska. 3. No turkeys. 4. Claim that your competitors are socialists. 5. When in doubt what to say, just keep talking. 6. Never [...]

Yucca Valley Business Attorney’s Top Ten Things Sarah Palin Would Change in Washington

Here is Yucca Valley Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. Put a Saks Fifth Avenue store next to the white house. 2. Refuse to allow members of the press access to the white house, except for Fox News. 3. Put the Vice President in charge of the [...]

La Quinta Business Attorney’s Top Ten Things That Sarah Palin Would Like Changed in the Constitution

Here is La Quinta Business Attorney Sebastian Gibson’s Top Ten: 1. No more free speech for those liberal media types. 2. Move the capital from Washington D. C. to Anchorage. 3. Free guns for everyone. 4. Religion should replace recess in all the schools [...]

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